Boob!

Ghosts say "boo!", right? Not necessarily. Not in my world. Turns out if you add a 'b' to the end of that word, you get a whole different kind of ghost. Obviously a female ghost.

Have you ever seen a ghost with breasts? Turns out if you slap a pair on a ghost and make her say "boob!", it makes for a funny t-shirt. I've worn this one quite a few times, and always get a reaction. So witty. I think it's my favorite shirt right now:

http://www.unpreparedmustard.com/witty/boob

My Fish is Sick

What do you tell a young one when their beloved pet fish is clearly dead? It's sick? Sleeping? It is at the same time both a little sad, and a little bit humorous. While I can't offer any advice on how to approach it, I can offer a t-shirt.

This shirt is a funny depiction of the source of what might be an awkward conversation. It begins something like, "Mom, I think my fish is sick." It is also available with the alternate text, "Mom, why won't my fish wake up?"

http://www.unpreparedmustard.com/funny/my-fish-is-sick

Spilled Milk

We've all heard the old idiom, "Don't cry over spilled milk." For some reason this made me think of tears coming out of boobs. Yes, it's a little bit crude, but I still think it's funny.

It might take on a whole new meaning for you if you're pregnant or breastfeeding, but the message remains the same. There's no need to worry about unfortunate things that have happened and can't be changed.

http://www.unpreparedmustard.com/witty/spilled-milk

What is Unprepared Mustard?

If you look at the label on the yellow mustard you buy at the store, it says it is "prepared mustard." This led me to the obvious question of, "So what is unprepared mustard?" I had a funny thought of a jar of mustard with arms and legs caught in the rain without an umbrella: Unprepared Mustard.

I decided to start selling t-shirts online, and thought this would also be a great name for the site. So after a lot of work,
unpreparedmustard.com is live.

Fittingly, the first design I will share is Mustard Man caught in the rain without an umbrella: http://www.unpreparedmustard.com/original/mustard-ma

n-rain

I have a notebook full of t-shirt ideas, so stay tuned for more uncommon witty funny original t-shirts.