Boob!

Ghosts say "boo!", right? Not necessarily. Not in my world. Turns out if you add a 'b' to the end of that word, you get a whole different kind of ghost. Obviously a female ghost.

Have you ever seen a ghost with breasts? Turns out if you slap a pair on a ghost and make her say "boob!", it makes for a funny t-shirt. I've worn this one quite a few times, and always get a reaction. So witty. I think it's my favorite shirt right now:

http://www.unpreparedmustard.com/witty/boob