Soup Junkie

My knowledge of heroin addicts is limited to what I've seen in movies or on tv. I'm hardly an expert, but one thing I've noticed is that they all seem to use a bent spoon to cook their drugs. There is probably a good reason for the bending, but I'm pretty sure you couldn't use the spoon for anything else. I have thought about how funny it would be to see someone try to eat soup with one of these spoons. That was the inspiration for my soup junkie shirt. Eat your soup, junkie.

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