How to be a Businessman

This funny t-shirt is my cynical look at the business world. I've been in enough meetings to know that if you want to succeed in business, you have to learn how to talk the talk. With that in mind, the following are my keys to success:

Use a lot of jargon. If you want to really get their attention, make sure to throw out the latest buzzword. Laugh, both at their jokes and just for the sake of laughing. Finally, make sure to get more face time by suggesting a future meeting. "Let's do lunch" is a classic.

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