Invalid Key

Has your computer ever given you a hard time about pressing an invalid key? Have you ever wondered how a key could be an invalid? Here is your answer. This key is on crutches and looking a little pathetic. This design could make a funny, shirt for a computer nerd or just someone with a witty sense of humor.

http://www.unpreparedmustard.com/witty/invalid-key

Am Not!

This may be the most witty t-shirt I have come up with yet. I can't imagine that in all the years since Star Wars came out that no one has made this joke, but I had a hard time finding anything similar. In any case, this is an original (and somewhat intentionally, crappy) rendering of the droid named R2 D2. Commonly shortened to just R2 (Artoo), his childish response makes a funny shirt. If you were really into Star Wars you could wear a version with a different colored droid, which would make for a different joke altogether.

http://www.unpreparedmustard.com/witty/am-not

Grumpy Pants

Most people have probably heard the expression grumpy pants. I'm not sure where it comes from, but I thought it would be funny to illustrate it with a pair of pants that looked grumpy. It wasn't hard to make a face out the back of a pair of pants, with pocket eyes and bum crease mouth. This shirt could be worn by anyone. It could be especially funny on baby clothes.

http://www.unpreparedmustard.com/funny/grumpy-pants

Smell Something

Have you ever stepped in dog poo and not realized it? You're walking around, or sit down somewhere and get a whiff of something. It smells like poo. That's when everyone starts checking their shoes. The worst part is when you actually find something mushed into the intricate pattern on the bottom of your shoe.

This t-shirt attempts to sum up that experience with a simple question. I'm not sure how many people will find it funny, or possibly even understand the joke, but I'm sure there are some who can relate.

http://www.unpreparedmustard.com/funny/smell-something

Chunder Bolts

Up until recently, I was not familiar with the word "chunder." I'm pretty sure it originates in the UK, but I could be wrong, although it seems uncommon over here. In any case, chunder basically means to vomit, throw up, barf, puke, blow chunks, etc.

Without going into the whole story, I first heard this word referencing a chunder bucket. I thought it was a hilarious term and we actually started calling a guy at work "Chunder Bucket" (behind his back of course). It was subsequently shortened to just chunder.

It turns out you can replace a word or two in lots of songs with chunder for comic effect. Chunderstuck is a popular one and in Bohemian Rhapsody you have chunder bolts and lightning, very, very frighting. So what is why I decided to make a t-shirt with a guy chundering lightning:

http://www.unpreparedmustard.com/uncommon/chunder-bolts

Cloud Computer

It seems to be the biggest buzzword in computers in the last year. Cloud! It's in the cloud! Cloud-based computing seems to be where things are heading, but what does it really mean?

I kind of understand what it's all about, but on the other hand, it seems to be unnecessarily glorified and I'm sure a lot of people don't follow how it works. That was the thought process behind my funny cloud computer t-shirt. How do you connect a computer to a cloud? I suppose with a cable of some kind? I don't get it:

http://www.unpreparedmustard.c​om/funny/cloud-computer

Soup Junkie

My knowledge of heroin addicts is limited to what I've seen in movies or on tv. I'm hardly an expert, but one thing I've noticed is that they all seem to use a bent spoon to cook their drugs. There is probably a good reason for the bending, but I'm pretty sure you couldn't use the spoon for anything else. I have thought about how funny it would be to see someone try to eat soup with one of these spoons. That was the inspiration for my soup junkie shirt. Eat your soup, junkie.

http://www.unpreparedmustard.com/witty/soup-junkie